Wais na si lumen

Hinoldap
c
lumen...

pro
dahil
wais

nilagay
nya ang
500
sa
PANTY
kya
d
nakuha..

pro
ng ibili..
nya sa
grocery

ayaw tangapin..

fake
daw!


dhil nakalabas
DILA ni NINOY!

Pinuno niyo

Mga
habulin
at
pantasha
mga
gwapo
at
maganda
mga
astig
at
tumador

mg
cute

mga
crush
ng
bayan,


ang nyong PINUNO
ay gising na..

MAGANDANG UMAGA!

shattered and broken

i hope 1 day,
people wil realize
dat friendship
stands above all else..
no mater what comes 2 betwen..
be 8 money
power
or
love,
da strong bond
must not get shattered..
but f n case 8 does..
friends r inevitably bound
by a
thousand threads..
the bonds may
get shattered,
but
NEVER
totaly
broken!

katawan ko

Quote for the day:

"hindi mo pagaari
ang katawan mo..
pinahiram lang yan sau..
kaya kung may
nangangailangan...



ipagamit mo!

FUCK me

F u need a
"FUCK"


u can always
count on me



"FUCK"
- Friends U Can Kep



ano?
"fuck" mo ko?



fuck din kita!



fuck 4ever!

Lead me not

Quote for the day:

"lead me not into temptation...



i already knew the way..."

Hahah.. ayos~!

Friends Great Things

Great things about friends..

gve u a loan at a
much beter rate thab
the bank

share ur drink
w/o fear of germs

just hearing their voices
makes u fel beter

they can be trusted
with ur online
password

w/o them, ud
never dare 2 atend
school reunions..

wait with until ur
bus comes..

and lastly..

Friendship is less likely
to break up then
marriage!

My Life

My lyf s not
perfect but im
hapy..

coz i hav
people like u..

equaly
imperfct lik
me..

but

jst the
right blend

4 a grt frndshp

USB ni Juan

Usa ka adlaw..
c Juan na usa ka IT
nangita sa iyang USB...

Juan: Ma, nakakita ka sa ako USB?

Mama: Taym pa.(nikoot sa bag na gilabhan).. mao ni dong?

Juan: patay na gyud!

Mama: Ngano man?

Juan: Basa na kaayo ang files ana!

Mama: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Confucios Says

Confucios says: f u want
2 remember something

TIE A STRING AROUND
YOUR FINGER

f u want 2 4get
everything...


TIE A ROPE AROUND
YOUR NECK!

Jesus can do both

we
nVr
outgRew
d need 2 b..

hugged &
luved..

i juSt want
u 2 know
dat...

wheNever
u ned
a hug..

or

a great LOVE...


JESUS can do both...

Give me back the blood!

a guy
donated
blood 2
his gf
but
when
they
broke up
he
wnted
his
blood
back!

so
d
girl
thrw a
napkin
at his face
and said

"I' pay u monthly, okay?!"

Sense of Purpose

"A sense of purpose
is the best
driving force to live"

Whn u hve a reason
to live,
u will never
hav a reason
to quit..

live life to the fullest!

Ang Anak ko!

Minsan namamasyal ang mag-ama

Anak: tay, ang ganda
nung sword o! bele mo ko
niyan!

Tatay: aba2x! talgang lalaking-lalaki
ang anak ko!

Pagkabili ng SWORD

Anak: ako si reyna amihan!
ang nagmamayri ng
brilyante ng hangin!

Tatay: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Wash The Plate

"Wash the plate not
becoz 8s dirty nor
ur told 2 wash 8,
but becoz u love
the person who will
use 8"

---- Maria Theresa

Hold-upan sa BUS

Bus hinold-up...

holdaper:
rreypin q lht ng bbae
d2!


prosti:
aq nlang po!
maawa kau
s knla!


lola:
wooooooo! epal talga!
sabi nga lhat eh!
LAHAT nga daw!
sige simulan mo na!

The new Generation

our
gneration
has
dstroyed
d
Christian
virtues.....

CHARITY ---
s now
a swepstakes

HOPE ---
s a
cgaret

GRACE ---
s a
GRO

HEAVEN ---
s a
motel

and lastly
TRUST ---
s now
a condom!


WHAT A MESS!

Bobo at matalino

tcher: iha, tlgang
gnyan, pg mgnda
kraniwan bobo, pg
mtalino mdlas pangit, dpt
mtuto kang tanggapin yan.


iha: Slamat po Mam,
ang tali-talino nyo po tlga!

tcher: ngeeeeek!

Candle wax and the Thread

d thread
askd d
cndle wax:

" y u disslve
urslf wen i
burn?"

d candle wax sed:

"ur in my hart,
f u sufr, im
bound 2 shed
tears 4 u"

DATS LOVE!

Friendship

Friendship s
nt findng
d ryt
person
bt
creatng
d ryt
reltionshp.
Its nt
how much
u love
ur fren
frm d
bginnng
bt
how much
love u
build til
d end!

Ako ay isang?

Titser: Juan, kng ako ay asawa ng iyng ttay, ngsilang sa mga anak, at ang twag nla skin ay ilw ng tahanan.. aq ay isng...?


Juan: Isang ambisyosang BAKLA sir!

Titser: hyp ka!


Comment: wahhaha..tama rin naman si Juan.. bakla nga kaya ang sir niya? ajejejej

Walang kagalit!

Pari Nagmimisa: Sino sa inyo ang walang kagalit?

Taas kamay lahat pwera sa isang babae.

Pari: C lola lang ang walang kaglit! Ano edad nyo lola?

Lola: 93 anyos

Pari: tngnan nyo c lola, 93 na walng kgalit! Lola bkit po kayo walng kgalt?

Lola: Patay na ang mga Putang Ina!


Comment: Wahahahah.. ayos naman si lola! wala talagang kagalit! hala ka pari ka..ikaw na ang kagalit niya! aheheheh

Open letter to Dep-ED

A joke text come from my blogmate in BUGITS!

Open Letter to DepEd by a concerned parents:

"Sex Education maybe a good idea in the schools, pero wag naman bigyan ng homework!"

:D:D:D:D

what can you say about that? ahehehe

Text Galore: The Launching

Weeeee! I have no idea where to save my received and made text messages since my CP memory is just not enough for them. So as a blog addict, i will post all of them here! so let the Text Galore STARTS!

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PASUKAN SONG (PASKO NA NAMAN!)
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Pasukan na naman o kay tulin ng araw!
Pasukan na naman tila bakasyon ay kelan lang
Bukas ay pasukan dapat pasalamatan
Bukas ay pasukan dapat mag awitan

Baon!
Baon!
Baon na namang muli!!!
Tanging baon naming pinakaminimithi!

Baon!
Baon!
Baon na namang muli!!!
Ang allowance naghahari!!!


ahehehe.. ito ang kanta pagkatapos ng sembreak! weeeeeeeee