tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-375107396240647312011-04-21T17:24:32.652-07:00bugITsnoreply@blogger.comBlogger241100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37510739624064731.post-48614139378469377532007-11-14T13:26:00.000-08:002007-11-14T13:28:27.460-08:00Hinoldap<br />c <br />lumen...<br /><br />pro<br />dahil<br />wais<br /><br />nilagay<br />nya ang<br />500<br />sa<br />PANTY<br />kya<br />d<br />nakuha..<br /><br />pro<br />ng ibili..<br />nya sa <br />grocery<br /><br />ayaw tangapin..<br /><br />fake<br />daw!<br /><br /><br />dhil nakalabas<br />DILA ni NINOY!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37510739624064731-4861413937846937753?l=textgalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bugITsnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37510739624064731.post-61135051150123286482007-11-14T13:20:00.000-08:002007-11-14T13:26:21.277-08:00Mga<br />habulin<br />at<br />pantasha<br />mga<br />gwapo<br />at <br />maganda<br />mga<br />astig<br />at<br />tumador<br /><br />mg<br />cute<br /><br />mga<br />crush<br />ng<br />bayan,<br /><br /><br />ang nyong PINUNO<br />ay gising na..<br /><br />MAGANDANG UMAGA!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37510739624064731-6113505115012328648?l=textgalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bugITsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37510739624064731.post-46282723458706466332007-11-14T13:15:00.000-08:002007-11-14T13:19:22.697-08:00i hope 1 day,<br />people wil realize<br />dat friendship<br />stands above all else..<br />no mater what comes 2 betwen..<br />be 8 money<br />power<br />or <br />love,<br />da strong bond<br />must not get shattered..<br />but f n case 8 does..<br />friends r inevitably bound<br />by a<br />thousand threads..<br />the bonds may <br />get shattered,<br />but <br />NEVER<br />totaly<br />broken!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37510739624064731-4628272345870646633?l=textgalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bugITsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37510739624064731.post-27715716970069109942007-11-14T13:13:00.000-08:002007-11-14T13:15:11.836-08:00Quote for the day:<br /><br />"hindi mo pagaari <br />ang katawan mo..<br />pinahiram lang yan sau..<br />kaya kung may<br />nangangailangan...<br /><br /><br /><br />ipagamit mo!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37510739624064731-2771571697006910994?l=textgalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bugITsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37510739624064731.post-16531172017316424202007-11-14T13:11:00.000-08:002007-11-14T13:13:16.571-08:00F u need a<br />"FUCK"<br /><br /><br />u can always<br />count on me<br /><br /><br /><br />"FUCK"<br />- Friends U Can Kep<br /><br /><br /><br />ano?<br />"fuck" mo ko?<br /><br /><br /><br />fuck din kita!<br /><br /><br /><br />fuck 4ever!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37510739624064731-1653117201731642420?l=textgalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bugITsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37510739624064731.post-62702990954531312242007-11-14T13:07:00.000-08:002007-11-14T13:11:12.545-08:00Quote for the day:<br /><br />"lead me not into temptation...<br /><br /><br /><br />i already knew the way..."<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Hahah.. ayos~!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37510739624064731-6270299095453131224?l=textgalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bugITsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37510739624064731.post-19278811469898153062007-11-14T13:03:00.000-08:002007-11-14T13:07:17.506-08:00Great things about friends..<br /><br />gve u a loan at a <br />much beter rate thab<br />the bank<br /><br />share ur drink<br />w/o fear of germs<br /><br />just hearing their voices<br />makes u fel beter<br /><br />they can be trusted<br />with ur online<br />password<br /><br />w/o them, ud<br />never dare 2 atend<br />school reunions..<br /><br />wait with until ur<br />bus comes..<br /><br />and lastly..<br /><br />Friendship is less likely<br />to break up then<br />marriage!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37510739624064731-1927881146989815306?l=textgalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bugITsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37510739624064731.post-83907992565482715782007-11-14T12:58:00.000-08:002007-11-14T13:03:40.258-08:00My lyf s not<br />perfect but im<br />hapy..<br /><br />coz i hav <br />people like u..<br /><br />equaly<br />imperfct lik <br />me..<br /><br />but<br /><br />jst the<br />right blend<br /><br />4 a grt frndshp<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37510739624064731-8390799256548271578?l=textgalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bugITsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37510739624064731.post-87900426075987647932007-11-12T13:41:00.000-08:002007-11-12T13:44:11.327-08:00Usa ka adlaw..<br />c Juan na usa ka IT<br />nangita sa iyang USB...<br /><br />Juan: Ma, nakakita ka sa ako USB?<br /><br />Mama: Taym pa.(nikoot sa bag na gilabhan).. mao ni dong?<br /><br />Juan: patay na gyud!<br /><br />Mama: Ngano man?<br /><br />Juan: Basa na kaayo ang files ana!<br /><br />Mama: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37510739624064731-8790042607598764793?l=textgalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bugITsnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37510739624064731.post-75897258594401466962007-11-12T13:39:00.000-08:002007-11-12T13:40:57.882-08:00Confucios says: f u want <br />2 remember something<br /><br />TIE A STRING AROUND<br />YOUR FINGER<br /><br />f u want 2 4get<br />everything...<br /><br /><br />TIE A ROPE AROUND <br />YOUR NECK!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37510739624064731-7589725859440146696?l=textgalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bugITsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37510739624064731.post-85138012505875047712007-11-12T13:37:00.000-08:002007-11-12T13:39:05.958-08:00we <br />nVr<br />outgRew<br />d need 2 b..<br /><br />hugged &<br />luved..<br /><br />i juSt want<br />u 2 know<br />dat...<br /><br />wheNever<br />u ned <br />a hug..<br /><br />or <br /><br />a great LOVE...<br /><br /><br />JESUS can do both...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37510739624064731-8513801250587504771?l=textgalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bugITsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37510739624064731.post-28526685382963744722007-11-12T13:35:00.001-08:002007-11-12T13:36:43.992-08:00a guy<br />donated <br />blood 2<br />his gf<br />but<br />when<br />they<br />broke up<br />he<br />wnted<br />his <br />blood<br />back!<br /><br />so<br />d<br />girl<br />thrw a<br />napkin<br />at his face<br />and said<br /><br />"I' pay u monthly, okay?!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37510739624064731-2852668538296374472?l=textgalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bugITsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37510739624064731.post-60838811733083190622007-11-12T13:33:00.000-08:002007-11-12T13:34:44.336-08:00"A sense of purpose<br />is the best<br />driving force to live"<br /><br />Whn u hve a reason <br />to live,<br />u will never<br />hav a reason<br />to quit..<br /><br />live life to the fullest!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37510739624064731-6083881173308319062?l=textgalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bugITsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37510739624064731.post-84726059000468245942007-11-12T13:30:00.000-08:002007-11-12T13:33:03.330-08:00Minsan namamasyal ang mag-ama<br /><br />Anak: tay, ang ganda<br />nung sword o! bele mo ko<br />niyan!<br /><br />Tatay: aba2x! talgang lalaking-lalaki <br />ang anak ko!<br /><br />Pagkabili ng SWORD<br /><br />Anak: ako si reyna amihan!<br />ang nagmamayri ng <br />brilyante ng hangin!<br /><br />Tatay: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37510739624064731-8472605900046824594?l=textgalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bugITsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37510739624064731.post-84577422121541338152007-11-09T14:22:00.000-08:002007-11-09T14:24:03.767-08:00"Wash the plate not<br />becoz 8s dirty nor<br />ur told 2 wash 8,<br />but becoz u love<br />the person who will<br />use 8"<br /><br />---- Maria Theresa<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37510739624064731-8457742212154133815?l=textgalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bugITsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37510739624064731.post-43997119752677679852007-11-08T14:51:00.000-08:002007-11-09T08:19:24.710-08:00Bus hinold-up...<br /><br />holdaper:<br />rreypin q lht ng bbae<br />d2!<br /><br /><br />prosti:<br />aq nlang po! <br />maawa kau<br />s knla!<br /><br /><br />lola:<br />wooooooo! epal talga!<br />sabi nga lhat eh!<br />LAHAT nga daw!<br />sige simulan mo na!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37510739624064731-4399711975267767985?l=textgalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bugITsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37510739624064731.post-36076810547346846822007-11-08T14:49:00.001-08:002007-11-08T14:51:01.661-08:00our <br />gneration<br />has <br />dstroyed<br />d<br />Christian<br />virtues.....<br /><br />CHARITY ---<br />s now<br />a swepstakes<br /><br />HOPE ---<br />s a <br />cgaret<br /><br />GRACE ---<br />s a<br />GRO<br /><br />HEAVEN ---<br />s a<br />motel<br /><br />and lastly<br />TRUST ---<br />s now<br />a condom!<br /><br /><br />WHAT A MESS!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37510739624064731-3607681054734684682?l=textgalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bugITsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37510739624064731.post-6012674639894972642007-11-08T14:45:00.000-08:002007-11-08T14:47:34.728-08:00tcher: iha, tlgang<br />gnyan, pg mgnda<br />kraniwan bobo, pg<br />mtalino mdlas pangit, dpt<br />mtuto kang tanggapin yan.<br /><br /><br />iha: Slamat po Mam, <br />ang tali-talino nyo po tlga!<br /><br />tcher: ngeeeeek!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37510739624064731-601267463989497264?l=textgalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bugITsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37510739624064731.post-29322933601100102572007-11-08T14:41:00.000-08:002007-11-08T14:43:04.106-08:00d thread<br />askd d<br />cndle wax:<br /><br />" y u disslve<br />urslf wen i<br />burn?"<br /><br />d candle wax sed:<br /><br />"ur in my hart,<br />f u sufr, im<br />bound 2 shed<br />tears 4 u"<br /><br />DATS LOVE!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37510739624064731-2932293360110010257?l=textgalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bugITsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37510739624064731.post-47962144242094453442007-11-08T14:37:00.000-08:002007-11-08T14:40:23.010-08:00Friendship s <br />nt findng<br />d ryt<br />person<br />bt <br />creatng<br />d ryt<br />reltionshp.<br />Its nt<br />how much<br />u love<br />ur fren<br />frm d<br />bginnng<br />bt<br />how much<br />love u <br />build til<br />d end!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37510739624064731-4796214424209445344?l=textgalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bugITsnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37510739624064731.post-58824573471171436972007-11-07T11:19:00.000-08:002007-11-07T11:22:03.705-08:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Titser:</span> Juan, kng ako ay asawa ng iyng ttay, ngsilang sa mga anak, at ang twag nla skin ay ilw ng tahanan.. aq ay isng...?<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Juan: </span>Isang ambisyosang BAKLA sir!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Titser:</span> hyp ka!<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Comment: wahhaha..tama rin naman si Juan.. bakla nga kaya ang sir niya? ajejejej</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37510739624064731-5882457347117143697?l=textgalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bugITsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37510739624064731.post-52051211187166257442007-11-07T11:10:00.000-08:002007-11-07T11:17:29.834-08:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Pari Nagmimisa:</span> Sino sa inyo ang walang kagalit?<br /><br />Taas kamay lahat pwera sa isang babae.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Pari:</span> C lola lang ang walang kaglit! Ano edad nyo lola?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Lola:</span> 93 anyos<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Pari:</span> tngnan nyo c lola, 93 na walng kgalit! Lola bkit po kayo walng kgalt?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Lola:</span> Patay na ang mga Putang Ina! <br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;"><br />Comment: Wahahahah.. ayos naman si lola! wala talagang kagalit! hala ka pari ka..ikaw na ang kagalit niya! aheheheh</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37510739624064731-5205121118716625744?l=textgalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bugITsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37510739624064731.post-22030285579791230512007-11-07T10:28:00.000-08:002007-11-07T10:32:04.402-08:00A joke text come from my <a href="http://daniel-jr.blogspot.com/">blogmate</a> in <a href="http://bugits.blogspot.com/">BUGITS!</a><br /><br />Open Letter to DepEd by a concerned parents:<br /><br />"Sex Education maybe a good idea in the schools, pero wag naman bigyan ng homework!"<br /><br />:D:D:D:D<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">what can you say about that? ahehehe</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37510739624064731-2203028557979123051?l=textgalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bugITsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37510739624064731.post-23869860775917120582007-11-07T10:10:00.000-08:002007-11-07T10:18:32.276-08:00Weeeee! I have no idea where to save my received and made text messages since my CP memory is just not enough for them. So as a blog addict, i will post all of them here! so let the Text Galore STARTS!<br /><br />*************************************************************************************<br />PASUKAN SONG (PASKO NA NAMAN!)<br />*************************************************************************************<br /><br />Pasukan na naman o kay tulin ng araw!<br />Pasukan na naman tila bakasyon ay kelan lang<br />Bukas ay pasukan dapat pasalamatan<br />Bukas ay pasukan dapat mag awitan<br /><br />Baon!<br />Baon!<br />Baon na namang muli!!!<br />Tanging baon naming pinakaminimithi!<br /><br />Baon!<br />Baon!<br />Baon na namang muli!!!<br />Ang allowance naghahari!!!<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">ahehehe.. ito ang kanta pagkatapos ng sembreak! weeeeeeeee</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37510739624064731-2386986077591712058?l=textgalore.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bugITsnoreply@blogger.com0